Join us in pushing for Darwin For Premier in this once great Province of Ontario!
Darwin the IKEA Monkey (courtesy of Bing)
This little monkey is dressed to the nines and seems to need a loving and caring population to make his life better. I’m sure he could do a much better job of running Queen’s Park than the gaggle of gerbils presently gouging their way through our tax dollars like a bunch of drunken sailors!
Darwin is a simple little primate who only wants to eat, sleep and throw his feces around when someone hasn’t changed his diaper!
Uncomplicated and basically a peaceful little tyke who wouldn’t allow wind company lobbyists to buy his affection with buckets of cash, after all bananas aren’t that expensive or glamourous. He wouldn’t be able to hire strings of lawyers to force unjust laws on the hard working honest people of Ontario let alone set of mega agencies that only work on behalf of shysters and back room buddies to fleeces billions of OUR dollars to support their fraudulent schemes.
In other words, if this little guy was our premier we wouldn’t have to march in front of Queen’s Park every week to get him to stop doing anything that would harms us!
Now that’s what I call a win/win pick for leader!