“DARWIN” for Premier of Ontario!!!!

Posted: June 17, 2013 in Uncategorized

Join us in pushing for Darwin For Premier in this once great Province of Ontario!

Darwin the IKEA Monkey (courtesy of Bing)

This little monkey is dressed to the nines and seems to need a loving and caring population to make his life better. I’m sure he could do a much better job of running Queen’s Park than the gaggle of gerbils presently gouging their way through our tax dollars like a bunch of drunken sailors!

Darwin is a simple little primate who only wants to eat, sleep and throw his feces around when someone hasn’t changed his diaper!

Uncomplicated and basically a peaceful little tyke who wouldn’t allow wind company lobbyists to buy his affection with buckets of cash, after all bananas aren’t that expensive or glamourous. He wouldn’t be able to hire strings of lawyers to force unjust laws on the hard working honest people of Ontario let alone set of mega agencies that only work on behalf of shysters and back room buddies to fleeces billions of OUR dollars to support their fraudulent schemes.

In other words, if this little guy was our premier we wouldn’t have to march in front of Queen’s Park every week to get him to stop doing anything that would harms us!

Now that’s what I call a win/win pick for leader!

  1. WillR says:

    The more I think about it — the more I like it. He would probably do nothing and accomplish nothing — but that would put him far ahead of the McGuinty-Wynne team which destroyed so much.

    Basically wandering around aimlessly and filling his pants occasionally would be far less damaging.

    “More bananas for everyone!” would — I guess — be his platform. Looks good!

    • HA!,,,,,,,,,,,,precisely….also if you gave him a typewriter and a 1,000 days to work on it he would probably type a sentence that would make more sense than one single word uttered by our present day money sucking politicians!!!

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